A Charcuterie of Smoked Meats and Abnormalities
4 dates · 19 April – 22 April
We're doing some semblance of a performance.
Bring cash for tickets and booze.
Tickets are $10. Set your expectations accordingly.
No you can't book tickets in advance, don't email us, we don't care. Just show up or don't.
There's no audience participation, you'd just slow us down.
It's a short show. We haven't timed it. It's short.
Don't think about it too much. We haven't.
Don't bring your kids. I mean, do what you want but that's on you.
If you're worried about getting a seat, don't be. We'll fit you in. Nice and snug.